I Need A Lie Down

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7 Things Women Deal With Before Breakfast
- Missing socks
- Cold tea
- School bags mysteriously vanishing right before school run
- Unexpected forms that HAVE to be filled in straight away
- The weather
- Limp/knotted/frizzy (please choose your fighter) hair
- Someone has used the last of the shower gel and not told you
Honestly, it’s a miracle we make it out the door.
→ 9:34 PM, Nov 18

The Party Invite Disaster

Found at 8pm. Party at 10am. Send Help.

When the party invite surfaces the night before the party.

Every. Damn. Time.

→ 8:55 PM, Nov 18

Hello Micro.blog 👋

Just testing things out while I figure out where everything goes… but if you’re here, you probably like tea, tiny giggles, and the comforting chaos of real life.

More soon — once I’ve found the school bag / my sanity / both. 🫖✨

→ 8:39 PM, Nov 18